Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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