Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
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