The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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