She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
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