Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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