she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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