Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
this just has baby written all over it
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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