I'd wear matching sweaters with you
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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