What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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