please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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