she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
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