4 words: hood of his car
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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