She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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