Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
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