D3 body, D1 cock
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
please don't ironically join a cult
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