The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
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