is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
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Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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