So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
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