Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
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