he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
Randomize
