What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
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