I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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