No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
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