I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
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