Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
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