There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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