I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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