So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
A+ Viking dick
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
I look excited, but its just a facade.
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