I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
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