I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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