they need to just BURY HIM!
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
Randomize
