think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
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