I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
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