Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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