it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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