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The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
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