I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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