Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
i can't believe i had my finger in that
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
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