One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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