He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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