wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
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