But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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