what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
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