Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
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