how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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