Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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