Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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