Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
third nipple confirmed
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
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