Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
God I love dating single dads. They've got their shit at least a little bit together and there's always snacks after sex. #nakedfruitrollups
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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