Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I'm eating all of the evidence.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
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